TEAM "SEXY" WEEK 1

So me and a group of friends are meeting up a few times a week to exercise outdoors... Not the most pleasant and easiest thing to do with a 20 Degree temperature so we decided to create a support system.    Every week there's a leader assigned to inspire the crew.  This was the email sent by this weeks leader (Jocelyn)...

LET'S DO THIS SON!!!!!!

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE AT FOREST PARK TOMORROW AT 8PM SHARP FOR STRETCHING:

- WEDDINGS IN JUST 3 MONTHS ... AND YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THOSE PICTURES AND YOU WANT PEOPLE COMPLIMENTING YOU ALL NIGHT TELLING YOU HOW GOOD YOU LOOK!!! 

- SUMMER BEING ONLY 4 MONTHS AWAY... AND YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THE BEACH AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHO IS LOOKING AT YOU

- BETTER HEALTH FOR YOURSELF... WE AREN'T GETTING YOUNGER

- FITNESS ... YOU WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT CROSSFIT GAMES! 

- THE CHALLENGE...YOU WANT TO RUN A HALF MARATHON AND CROSS IT OFF OF YOUR BUCKET LIST!!!

- TO LOOK BETTER ... YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO FIT INTO THOSE JEANS WITHOUT HAVING YOUR STOMACH GET IN THE WAY 

- SUMMER BEING ONLY 4 MONTHS AWAY ... =D ...

- THE FACT THAT DENNIS WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL IF YOU BACK OUT NOW....JUST SAYING, THINK ABOUT IT!

- KNOWING THAT EVERYONE YOU LOVE HAS LOST 20 POUNDS AND HAS A 10-PACK AND YOU ARE THE SAME

REASONS WHY YOU MIGHT CONSIDER BACKING OUT TOMORROW:

- WORK AND/OR SCHOOL SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU

- YOUR THIGHS AND BUTT TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE TOO TIRED

- MOTHER NATURE WILL SHOW YOU HOW MAD SHE IS AT YOU BY MAKING IT 10 DEGREES OUTSIDE

- YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND/GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND WILL TRY TO SEDUCE YOU TO STAY HOME KEEPING THEM WARM

- THE CHEESEBURGER YOU HAD FOR LUNCH WILL TELL YOU THAT HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANY TIME SOON

REASONS WHY YOU WILL COME ANYWAY:

- BECAUSE MONDAY NIGHT WAS FUN AND WE LAUGHED SO MUCH

- BECAUSE YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND/GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND WILL WANT YOU EVEN MORE ONCE EVERY OTHER WOMAN/MAN WANTS YOU  =P

- BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE A BETTER YOU

- BECAUSE YOU HAVE PEOPLE DEPENDING ON YOU TO BE THERE SO THAT YOU CAN MOTIVATE THEM...WHO ELSE IS GOING TO RUN WITH YOUR PARTNER IF YOU AREN'T THERE??!

- BECAUSE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER IS AWESOME

- BECAUSE YOU CAN PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT YOU DESERVE BETTER FOR YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE

- BECAUSE OUR FAMILY NEEDS THIS

- BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT THE LAST HOUR THINKING OF WHAT TO PUT IN THIS EMAIL AND I WILL BE HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED IF ALL OF THIS ENERGY WAS WASTED  

SEE YOU TOMORROW ... TEAM "SEXY"